Charlottesville Breaking News
By Don Harrison
"The ABCs of Virginia Alcohol Law” packs an awful lot of absurdity into its five-minute running time. The award-winning short-form documentary, made by filmmakers Austin Bragg and Caleb Brown, compactly summarizes for the YouTube generation the overflowing problems that bar owners and patrons face if they want to sell or consume alcohol in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
With depressing accuracy, this little film depicts a state stuck in the dark ages when it comes to how its Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control regulates, or over-regulates, spirits. As documented, many of our liquor laws seem alternately punitive and arbitrary, nonsensical and draconian, subject to selective interpretation, and capable of terminating livelihoods.
Bragg and Brown present example after example: Virginians of legal age can go into a bar and buy a bottle of beer or wine, but they are forbidden to purchase a bottle of liquor (this is called “bottle service” in other, more enlightened, locales); a bar customer can’t buy three drinks at a time– two is the limit– but the amount of alcohol contained in the drinks doesn’t factor in (Um, what is this law protecting us from? Wasteful glass usage?). Also, a person can legally transport a three-gallon jug of whiskey across state lines, but doing the same thing with six half-gallon containers– the...