After last night, it seems that Charlottesville’s own Colin Steers’ virginity may be safe for the rest of his tenure on Make Me a Supermodel-- but not because he got the boot. The lanky 6′4″ nerd landed hard in the bottom four last night after a chemistry-free 60s-inspired photo shoot with his would-be paramour, Kerryn, and a painfully awkward strut down the runway in a hastily designed bright orange outfit with a large black belt.

The show’s judges deemed him “baffoonish,” but apparently not too baffoonish to survive. Steers barely dodged the double elimination which claimed Laury and Kerryn, along with some viewers’ hopes that Steers might finally get lucky.