Gimme that body part

As I was perusing the June 23 issue of The Hook for my weekly blast of information and entertainment, an ad on page 11 both caught my eye and slacked my jaw.

As part of a Summer Special, the Charlottesville Skin and Laser Center invites one to "Remove hair on one body part and get another body part of equal or lesser value for FREE!"

Putting aside the subjective question of who decides the relative worth of my body parts, how does this deal work? Say I get my left leg shaved; will I then receive a new right leg "of equal or lesser value"? Of greater import, will the new right leg come pre-shaved to match its depilated twin?

Thanks for the best (unintentional?) laugh I've had in a while.

Sean Michael McCord