KISS writing: Keep it short, silly
Almost one-third of workers do not meet the writing requirements of their positions, according to a survey by the College Board's National Commission on Writing.
Before any of you get smug with your writing acumen, keep in mind that most workers do not need to write more than a sentence or two to get their job done. For example, I bet burger flippers are meeting their job's writing requirements by a higher margin than one third. My guess is that at the typical email-intensive office, the percentage of less than competent writers is well above the 50 percent mark.
Most of the writing we do at work is in the form of an email or a presentation. In both cases, the best way to get yourself into the small percentage of competent writers is to write short.
The faster and more concisely you get to your point, the more likely your reader will understand your message. Here are some self-editing tricks for writing shorter:
1. Write lists.
People love reading lists. They are faster and easier to read than unformatted writing, and they are more fun. If you can't list your ideas, then you aren't organized enough to send them to someone else.
2. Think on your own time.
Most of us think while we write. But people don't want to read your thinking process; they want to see the final result. Find your main point in each paragraph and delete everything else. If someone is dying to know your logic, they'll ask.
3. Keep paragraphs short.
Your idea gets lost in a paragraph that's more than four or five lines. Two lines is the best length if you really need your reader to digest each word.
4. Write like you talk.
Each of us has the gift of rhythm when it comes to sentences, which includes a natural economy of language. But you must practice writing in order to transfer your verbal gifts to the page. Start by avoiding words you never say. For example, you would never say "in conclusion" when you are speaking to someone, so don't use it when you write.
When you're finished, you're not finished: cut 10 percent of the words. I do this with every column I write. Sometimes, in fact, I realize that I can cut 25 percent of the words, and then my word count isn't high enough to be a column, and I have to think of more things to say. Luckily, you don't have to write for publication, so you can celebrate if you cut more than 10 percent. Note: It is cheating to do this step before you really think you're done.
6. Avoid adjectives and adverbs.
The fastest way to a point is to let the facts speak for themselves. Adjectives and adverbs are your interpretation of the facts. If you present the right facts, you won't need to throw in your interpretation. For example, you can say, "Susie's project is going slowly." Or you can say, "Susie's project is behind schedule." If you use the first sentence, you'll have to use the second sentence, too, but the second sentence encompasses the first. So as you cut your adjectives and adverbs, you might even be able to cut all the sentences that contain them.
I just checked to see if I have modifiers in the column. I do. But I think I use them well. You will think this, too, about your own modifiers, when you go back over your writing. But I have an editor, and you don't, and I usually use a modifier to be funny, and you do not need to be funny in professional emails. So get rid of your adverbs and adjectives, really.