What's the schlockiest film you've ever seen?

Andy Acquaro:
"I don't watch schlocky movies. Well, that's not true. Resident Evil was terrible."

Jon Sheridan:
"That horrible movie about the wolves and the French people. I think it's called Brotherhood of the Wolf. It was horrible, like having to watch kittens being killed."

Adams Silvers:
"Corky Romano. I didn't even finish it– it was very, very, very, dumb."