Get serious, Shirley

I wonder if lovable Shirley ("Razorwire") Presley [News, "Trail nix III, July 31,2003] (http://www.readthehook.com/93810/news-trail-nix-iii-busted-blades-bland) has considered land mines to interdict the Rivanna River Trail?

A few "bouncing Betty's" and "toe-poppers" might take care of those heinous hikers and their pooches and smaller children.

Hamlin A. Caldwell Jr.
Charlottesville
hamcaldwell@adelphia.net