DR. HOOK- Choose wisely: Get a doc who meets your needs
Finding a new primary care physician (PCP) can be quite an undertaking. For example, pretend you're the beautiful Brooke Shields. You just had a baby and you're not feeling so hot, so you Google to find a new PCP. There are a ton of doctors' names, and you click on a few hoping to find A Few Good Men.
Voila! You come across a Top Gun-looking doctor, a Dr. Hong... (I wish)... a Dr. Cruise. True, he might be someone you would have a Cocktail with, but that would be Risky Business.
You read his bio, like he's Born on the Fourth of July and even owns an ultrasound machine at home. (Wow, he must take his work home with him.) So you call his office, find out if he participates with your health insurance, and make an appointment.
Underneath the Vanilla Sky is a Magnolia by Dr. Cruise's medical office: nice office! The porcelain-skinned staff members are very friendly. However, when you finally meet Dr. Cruise, he lacks All the Right Moves. He's arrogant, doesn't listen to you, and scoffs at you when you tell him that you feel depressed. When you realize the Mission is Impossible, you try to get Far and Away from him to prevent a War of the Worlds.
Is there a secret to finding the right Primary Care Physician? There's no winning formula, but there are a few things that might help.
Word of mouth: ask people who their doctor is, how long they've been seeing him or her, and what's to like. One woman said to me, "I prefer my doctor because he's no nonsense. I don't want a doctor with a personality. I'm not there to socialize or feel warm and fuzzy."
Many men have told me, "I just see my doctor because my wife forces me to. Otherwise, I really don't care about it."
"Dr. X has been seeing me for 80 years. He doesn't even remember my name at this point– he's so old," some folks say. "But I can't switch doctors because I would feel disloyal."
So make sure you consider the source.
Don't interview the doctor: some people call or email me that they want to "interview" me before actually scheduling an appointment. Theoretically that makes sense, but realistically it's impossible. Doctors are so busy seeing patients, writing notes, calling patients back, reviewing labs and tests, etc. that taking time to be interviewed by a non-patient is unfair to the established patients. Ergo: word of mouth.
Board Certification: be sure your doctor is board certified in the field you want him/her to be. A friend of mine in LA told me, "Oh, you have to see my doctor. He's great and wears Prada."
I didn't know what Prada was at the time, but I went anyway for a general check-up. It wasn't until I was in his office that I learned he was Board Certified in anesthesia, not internal medicine or family practice. Let me tell you, the visit was not a gas. While I was naked on the exam table, he made me get on all fours like Lassie to exam my— well you can figure it out. I should have asked him if he wanted me to bark, "Timmy has fallen into the well." It's like, do you want a psychiatrist doing your PAP smear? Do you want an OB-GYN doing your prostate exam?
You can search on-line the Board of Medicine to see if the doctor's license has ever been suspended or revoked, how long he or she has been in practice, etc. But really, you'll never know until you see the doctor. Nonetheless, going in Eyes Wide Shut can be a precarious experience.
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