Rump roast on Downtown Mall?
Monday at noon, PETA plans to have a "nude activist" sashaying around between the Omni and the Ice Park to protest the meat industry. Let's hope Dana Littlefield– apparently no chicken when it comes to baring all– isn't just any average-grade nude activist– we're hoping for a grade-A, prime nude activist– at least 85% lean.She's going to have those little dotted butcher's lines inked all over indicating her various... er... parts: rib, haunch, shoulder, flank, rump. "Animals aren't 'breasts' or 'thighs,'" Littlefield says in a release issued today. "They think, feel, and want to live. By exposing my body, I hope to expose others to the benefits of a humane vegetarian diet." Don't be sheepish: the action starts at noon.
Headquartered in Norfolk, PETA visits many American cities with such publicity stunts.