Jurors spend morn watching porn

Jurors in the closely watched Staunton obscenity trial had to do some watching of their own this morning. According to on-site Hook reporter Lindsay Barnes, the jury appeared stunned at first and then settled into expressions suggesting boredom–- perhaps somewhat like the famous quotation from author Erica Jong: "After the first 10 minutes, I want to go home and scr**. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to scr** again." Mercifully, Barnes reports, the onscreen antics could not be seen from the gallery.