Reverend Billy runs for NYC mayorship

A comic actor and husband of former Charlottesvillian Savitri Durkee is running for mayor of New York against Michael Bloomberg. The Reverend Billy of The Church of Stop Shopping, an anti-consumerism organization, takes his anti-consumerism on a quest toward Gracie Mansion, according to the New York Times.

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Preach it, Reverend...

Ass Burger Syndrome is a creation of the government. They don't want kids growing up smart and intellectual. They want dumbed down, socialized slaves. So they create a "syndrome" for which intelligent children who are difficult to socialize (i.e. dumb down) will be labelled an treated. After all, socialism is normal and healthy, and resistance to socialism is a disease. One must be stupid to fit in and make friends. If one is not inherently stupid, one must learn to act stupid in order to become successful in a socialist society. Hence, Ass Burger Syndrome. Now go pretend this isn't true, you dumbed down socialists. If you deserve to know the truth, you won't get mad when you hear it. Dumb asses.

And of course, the government psychologist making the Ass Burger diagnosis will tell the parent their child is a genius, because what parent doesn't want to believe their child is a genius? It's behavioral psychology in practice. And of course, the child is only of slightly above average intelligence, and the rest of his peers are mercury-vaccined, fluoridated water drunk, food dyed, GMO microwaved retards. And he doesn't fit in well with them. So he's got the problem, while the retards will eventually become the successful people in the world as long as they let the government control their minds, bank accounts, and destinies like the retards they are, and the Ass Burgers of the world end up begging for change on the street or in jails and institutions because they were too smart for their own good. Of course, this is just a generalization. The point is, there's no such thing as Asperger's Syndrome, and if you can't see what they're up to here and everywhere else, you're a moron.

Not that I wasn't raised on fluoride morsels my whole life. Yummy!

ObSoc! ObSoc! ObSoc!

Too bad they weren't using scales and cracking down on overweigh vehicles and people at the Advance Mills bridge.

Once we get Russia sufficiently and visibly provoked, we will have plausible deniability, and we can go forward. If they don't go forward first. Either way, the oligarchy won't be affected.

At some point within the next few years, a solution will emerge.

Oh shut up, you old hack!

See you at the next gay orgie in the Redwoods, Zbiggy! We can collect faggots of wood and burn effigies of children to Molech on them while we engage in naughty activities!

Effigies! You're so funny, Henry! Heh, heh, heh!

I know! Heh, heh, heh! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Heh heh heh!

The sign ban was implemented so that I can't go down there with a giant INVESTIGATE 9/11 placard. Not that I couldn't anyway.