Saffire - The Uppity Blues Women

Ah, what a way to go – the fiery all-female blues trio brings their 25-years of classic blues history and unapologetic sass to a close with a farewell tour punctuated by Havin' The Last Word, a swan song LP which includes Andrea Faye's pointed complaints about the difficulties of finding to find jeans that fit on a song called "Too Much Butt."

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THE NSA SUPERCOMPUTERS (THROUGH WHICH ALL PHONE CALLS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ARE ROUTED BEFORE THE OTHER LINE EVEN STARTS TO RING), (AND WHICH HAVE RECORDED AND STORED EVERY SINGLE PHONE CALL MADE IN THE WORLD SINCE PROBABLY BACK IN THE 60'S, MAYBE EVEN EARLIER), HAVE NOT ONLY ERIC ABSHIRE'S CELL PHONE RECORDS, BUT ACTUAL RECORDINGS OF THE ACTUAL PHONE CALLS MADE TO AND FROM HIS CELL PHONE (JUST LIKE THEY HAVE ACTUAL RECORDINGS OF EVERY PHONE CALL EVER MADE IN MODERN HISTORY ON PLANET EARTH). THESE PHONE RECORDS AND RECORDINGS COULD VERY POSSIBLY DETERMINE ABSHIRE'S GUILT OR INNOCENCE IN THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE JUSTINE. I FOR ONE AM LEFT WONDERING WHY THE FBI HASN'T SUBPOENAED THE PHONE RECORDS AND RECORDINGS OF ERIC ABSHIRE'S CELL PHONE FROM THE NIGHT OF HIS WIFE'S DEATH. PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE (EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALREADY ADMITTED AND DOCUMENTED) THAT THEY'RE LISTENING AND RECORDING EVERYTHING YOU EVER SAY OVER THE PHONE, AND EVERY PHONE CONVERSATION YOU HAVE EVER HAD IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN RECORDED FOR POSTERITY AND ENTERTAINMENT BY THE FOLKS AT NSA AND THEIR COHORTS. ERIC ABSHIRE STATED THAT HIS WIFE CALLED HIM THE NIGHT OF HER DEATH SAYING SIMPLY, "MY CAR WON'T START, COME GET ME" AND STATING WHAT ROAD SHE WAS ON. THE NSA COULD GO PULL UP THE RECORDS AND LISTEN TO THE CONVERSATIONS IN A MATTER OF A FEW SECONDS IF THEY WANTED TO. IF THIS PHONE CONVERSATION NEVER TOOK PLACE (AS SOME SUSPECT IT DID NOT) BUT WAS RATHER MADE UP BY ERIC ABSHIRE (AS SOME SUSPECT IT WAS) TO COVER HIS TRACKS, THIS WOULD BE INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE AGAINST ABSHIRE. ALTERNATELY, THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH A CONVERSATION WOULDN'T NECESSARILY PROVE ABSHIRE'S INNOCENCE, BUT IT CERTAINLY IS PUZZLING WHY THE CONVERSATIONS HAVEN'T BEEN DISCUSSED OR REVIEWED TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, AS THIS SEEMS TO BE AN OBVIOUS NEXT STEP IN THE INVESTIGATION THAT IS EITHER BEING OVERLOOKED OR DELIBERATELY SUPPRESSED TO THE DETRIMENT OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE.