Walk Like a Pirate

What has Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and skeleton pirates?  Movie license restrictions won't allow the folks at Albemarle High School to utter the name of their cinamatic feature out loud, but swash bucklers young and old are invited to come to an interactive showing of this popular film where they give the audience the chance to swagger like a  real buccaneer. Contests, raffles, and prizes for the best dressed pirate. All proceeds go to the AHS Art & Literary Magazine The Lantern. Donations are appreciated. Albemarle High School.


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