Primus and Gogol Bordello

At the end of the day, it's not really about whether virtuoso bassist Les Claypool's seminal screwball 90's alt-metal outfit Primus will out-bizarre the formidable troublemakers in Eugene Hutz's "gypsy-punk" outfit Gogol Bordello; we approve of nutjobs in both domains (in as many domains as possible, actually, which explains about half of our staff). But who will win the inevitable peacock-strut contest which results from two decades of champion pedigree rock mustaches sharing the same venue? Who will destroy more of the Pavilion's equipment? Who will take more drugs backstage beforehand? Now you're talking. Have at it, boys.