After this cover story sidebar, "Dude, where's my roundabout?" appeared in print, we realized that the SNL robot spoof came out in 1996, not last year.
Subliminally preparing you to accept robot armies attacking citizens while simultaneously giving you a way out of facing it consciously by making it seem ridiculous. It's fifteen years later and they're just now wheeling out what they have meticulously prepared you to accept. Enjoy.
Right On, Somebody!
And while we're at it..... let's bow down and thank our military families.....NOT
Without them, we'd have nobody to fight all these fake wars.
Except the robots...Guess that's why they're phasing out the human military personnell with soft kill vaccines and phasing in the drone armies incrementally.